Comparing Computers to Pen and Paper

My boss and I like to joke about the advantages of old-fashioned paper and pen. He and I have made the following comments about them:

1. Fast boot-up time.
2. High bandwidth.
3. Programming language doesn't change very fast.
4. Durability (how many computers do you know last hundreds of years?).
5. Highly portable.
6. Low energy consumption.
7. Easy-to-use GUI.
8. Less eye strain than other models.

In Christ.